caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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anarchistlovesongs:

perksofahunter:

Why is it men always want to turn the extra room into a man-cave? 

Screw you I’m turning that room into a lady cave. I’m going to go in there and read romance novels, crochet, preform witchcraft, scrap book, pet a cat, worship satan, and complain to my friends that you’re not satisfying me sexually. You can go fuck yourself. 

This post haunts me.

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peetamy:

themuffinmanlivesondrurylane:

Getting to the end of a fanfic only to realize it’s incomplete.

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this is so fucking accurate it hurts

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entering-loser-ville:

godshideouscreation:

thisisnicolai:

"Fuck yo ambitions"

this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny

One time my mom dropped 20 dollars and my dog ate it

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mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

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spacetrans:

the fault in our stars movie seems a bit different from the book…

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bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

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sakuraa:

adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!

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robregal:

This is the proper reaction.

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