today in religion we were talking about angels and our religion teacher said whoever can name the most angels gets five extra credit points on the test and all these kids tried and they only named like two but when I went I named nine and my teacher started to cry because she thought I was this huge religion and angel lover when really I just know the angels names from supernatural
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
Ya know what’s actually dissapointing?
You’re blatent sexism
Eat a dick
- send her good morning texts
- grab the booty next
- feed her pizza before sex
I don’t know if you know this but here’s a live feed of porn searches being made right now.
Just a few gems I found in the mix.
I could literally watch this all day
this is what the human race has come to
When I am 95 years old I will be reblogging gifs of supernatural season 70 and the 49th doctor and Sherlock season 4
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
Part of me just wants to cuddle with you until we fall asleep and part of me wants to make you moan until your lungs give out
another part of me is 1/16 cherokee
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.Mark Twain (via observando)