mozzarellaqueen:

messing up horribly but you’re still cute

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(via get-lesmerized)


supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via dutchster)


lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

(via purpleraybans)


bullied:

me after finals:

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(via g-iggle)


um-vampiro-rockeiro:

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️

*screaming*

(Source: kenlovers, via spoopydreamwalkxr)

arctickayla:

tkushes:

rhabdomancer:

tkushes:

never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer

Damn, how could I forget?

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Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast

Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo 

(via mugglehumour)


sideponytailanimewife:

me at the gynecologist: is it poppin???? is it severe????

(via beyoncebeytwice)


thatfunnyblog:

BURN.

(Source: precociouslittleshit, via youresuchafunnygirl)

earthdad:

seeing guys be really rude to girls and telling them to go back to the kitchen

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(via saviginda)