quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time


me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
me: what the fuck i dont have time for this


its:

going:

down:

im:

yelling:

timber:

you

better

move

you

better

masturbate

(Source: tornrnypickles, via travelingthew0rld)


headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

(via funnybro)


carypm:

dragqueenmerlin:

Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools

image

The cat’s face

(via dutchster)


sschol:

this is from spy kids

(Source: nasturbate, via ruinedchildhood)

hellapunx:

*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING

(via mercedescarrera)